Speaking to omg! on Thursday, Rylan told us that he was only disappointed in one thing: the state of his bare bum!
Rylan says: "I am so disappointed, not in the fact I got p*ssed because I loved it, but in the pictures of my arse looks like a proper sack of spanners."
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"That and it's got Lucy Spraggan's hand print on it!"
Rylan added that he is young and he just wants to have a bit of fun.
"I've got to clear this up, we went out on Sunday night, it's the first time Ive actually got through! I'm 23 years old and I want to go out and enjoy myself."
OK, fair enough but did you really have to get your bum out in front of the world's press?
"Yes I was outside the hotel and my trousers were down, but only because Lucy pulled them down but we were cracking up."
"The press try and make it look like I was taking her out, but actually it was Lucy dragging me out and getting me on the Jaegers."
OK, but next time can we definitely come because we reckon Rylan on a mad one is something we dearly need to see.