Russell Brand jokes about his sex life with Katy Perry, says 'I'd be having sex thinking, "think of anyone, anyone else"' - erm...

This is probably the one thing you DON'T want to hear your ex-husband joking about - especially not in front of the world.

Katy Perry is likely to be fuming today after Russell Brand joked he was thinking about other people while the pair were having sex.

The ladies' man reckons he was close to becoming a monk when his marriage fell apart, insisting the two institutions are entirely similar.

Russell Brand has joked that he tired desperately to think of other people while having sex with Katy Perry.

He told the audience at one of his London shows: "When I got divorced, I considered becoming a monk. When you're a monk, you're not allowed to have sex with anyone.

"When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different. I'd be having sex thinking, 'Think of anyone, anyone else.'"


Katy previously admitted she struggled with Russell using their relationship as part of his stand-up routine, adding that it was part of their downfall.

Katy Perry says one of the reasons her marriage fell apart was Russell Brand joking about their relationship.

She said: "[He was] a magical man. He's a very smart man, and I was in love with him when I married him.

"[He was] hysterically funny in some ways. Until he started making jokes about me and he didn't know I was in the audience, because I had come to surprise him at one of his shows."

Yeah, we're assuming this won't help then....

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