Megan Fox offends Lindsay Lohan, tries to distract us by posing in her pants

Megan Fox just couldn't resist, could she? Despite vowing to remain covered up now she is a mum, she has stripped off yet again:

Meg stripped off for Esquire magazine. Copyright: [Esquire]

After she gave birth to baby Noah, Megan kept banging on about how she would be keeping her clothes very much on.

She told The Mirror: "His friends are going to be showing him my photo shoots with me in a bikini and he's going to be horrified."

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Well, we suppose she lasted four months.

And news that will be quite sickening to any new Mums, Megan reckons she lost ALL her baby weight within HOURS of giving birth.

Well, we suppose she lasted four months. Copyright: [Esquire]

"My baby was kind of small and my pregnancy was small – I walked out of the hospital kind of like this," said the 26-year-old at the Golden Globes. ‘

Megan added: "Not to be crazy, but… it is what it is."

Yeah, you just keep rubbing that salt, eh?

Lindsay in London a couple of weeks ago. Copyright: [wenn]

In other Megan Fox news, the actress has managed to completely offend a certain Ms Lindsay Lohan.

It all started with Megan talking about her plans to get her Marilyn Monroe tattoo removed after learning more about the star's troubled life.

The Transformers star then compared her to Linsday Lohan, saying:

"She was sort of like Lindsay. She was an actress who wasn't reliable, who almost wasn't insurable ... "

"She had all the potential in the world, and it was squandered. I'm not interested in following in those footsteps."

So basically, Megan called Linsday a bit of a wreckhead.

Megan has since backtracked on her words and apologised to Lindsay.

The star wrote on her Facebook page:

''I intended for this to be a factual comparison of two women with similar experiences in Hollywood."

"Unfortunately it turned into me offering up what is really much more of an uneducated opinion."

''It was most definitely not my intention to criticise or degrade Lindsay. I would never want her to feel bullied, as she does not deserve that."

Question is, will La Lohan accept the apology?

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