Keith Lemon’s exclusive blog: On Kelly Brook, Kate Middleton’s hair & getting cake on his chin

Keith Lemon joined omg! at their FIRST Birthday party today and left his mark in more ways than one. Here's his EXCLUSIVE blog he wrote just for us...

Keith Lemon blogged for us exclusively at our birthday party

KEITH: "This is my blog for the day, never done a blog before never had someone do a blog for me before, at the moment  someone is typing it for me never had that before.

Woke up at 6 put on the soundtrack to Keith Lemon: The Film (available now on iTunes it sounded proper).

Decided to go for a windswept surfer bum hair do today — rather than too blow dried and contrived like Kate Middleton.

Keith popped in to omg!'s birthday party and chatted masturbating. As you do.

Went down to the reception of the hotel to meet Kelly Brook she'd already left what's her f***ing problem?

Met her at the studio today we were both appearing on Daybreak to promote the film 'Keith Lemon: The Film' out August 24th.

All went well apart from Kelly swore live on air what a dingbat.

Went back to the hotel to do more interviews again Kelly travelled without me what the f**k is her f***ing problem.

Started doing the interviews, love doing the PR it's really exciting making up lies for a living. Kelly went along with most of them she's such a good sport apart from not travelling with me.

A guy from a TV show ripped his T-shirts open and said a funny rhyme about being with being on telly with Kelly and jelly.

I felt his pain good luck to him I've been there.

Did about approx 25 interviews then came to Yahoo omg! UK to do a Twitter and site takeover.

Omg! it was there birthday I cun't believe it. One year old already. Boy time flies especially when you're making films, one of which is out on Friday out on August 24th.

I'm doing this site takeover to promote my movie.

Keith made us LOL when he almost fell off his chair.

Then I almost fell off my chair which was highly humourous luckily I kept it cool then I had some cake and got a bit on me chin.

Later on I'm going to the premiere of my film am so nervous I might cry sure it'll go alright though.

Cos me Leeds massive are gonna be with me. I hope they don't steal any of the booze as it is all free anyway. Living the dream.

That's it!"