It’s only been five days since they entered the famous compound.
But already we’ve had more flesh flashing, bed hopping and tonsil tickling than you can shake a stick at from the Celebrity Big Brother 2014 housemates.
Let’s face it, it says a hell of a lot when a cast member of TOWIE is coming across as one the classiest of this year’s batch.
With this year’s line-up displaying no real regard for common decency (despite being broadcast to the nation), it would seem that either certain members of the house lack any sense of shame or possess an uncanny ability to do whatever it takes to get them their much-needed airtime.
So let’s take a look at the seven times housemates have desperately sought attention from the house’s 45 eagle-eyed cameras.
1. Jasmine makes sure everyone knows who she is
No offence to the lovely Jasmine Waltz, but let’s face it, no one knew who the heck she was when she walked into the CBB house last Friday. Luckily for her, she had a cunning (if low key) plan to make sure we didn’t forget her in a hurry.
2. Dappy boasts about his manhood
What do when your career options are looking a little...tight? Well, if you’re Dappy you simply boast about the size of your manhood by describing it in front of Lionel Blair (!!) as a ‘baby’s arm holding an apple’.
3. And just to prove a point…
Share a bed with Jasmine Waltz (who?), poke her in the back with aforementioned schlong before proceeding to fiddle with it above the sheets for all the night vision cameras (and millions watching) to see.
4. Luisa reveals all about her down to earth life outside the house
“I used to go to lots of sex parties. I just thought it was normal.”
No Luisa, it isn’t.
5. Lee Ryan and Casey Bachelor are just good friends
It’s ordinary to spoon, chat about blue balls and casually lock lips with someone you’ve known not two days, right?
6. Gal pals Luisa and Jasmine get to know each other in the bath
Nothing says friendship like stripping down to your bikinis, jumping in the bath, kissing each other and motor boating in front of Dappy from N-Dubz, eh?
7. Lee Ryan takes a time out
After things got a little too 'hot and heavy between' Lee and Casey, the glamour model suggested he take some time to ‘cool down’ in the toilet. Obviously he went right ahead and did it.
But at least it's not all for the cameras, eh?