Is Celebrity Big Brother 2014 the most sordid series yet? The 7 times (so far) housemates have desperately vied for viewers' attention

It’s only been five days since they entered the famous compound.

Is this the most sordid Celebrity Big Brother ever? Copyright [Channel 5] But already we’ve had more flesh flashing, bed hopping and tonsil tickling than you can shake a stick at from the Celebrity Big Brother 2014 housemates.

Let’s face it, it says a hell of a lot when a cast member of TOWIE is coming across as one the classiest of this year’s batch.

With this year’s line-up displaying no real regard for common decency (despite being broadcast to the nation), it would seem that either certain members of the house lack any sense of shame or possess an uncanny ability to do whatever it takes to get them their much-needed airtime.

[ Celebrity Big Brother: Lee Ryan moves swiftly on from Casey Bachelor as he enjoys a series of kisses with Jasmine Waltz during UFO task ]

[ Celebrity Big Brother: Lee Ryan pleasures himself in the CBB toilet after kissing Casey Batchelor in bed - and all after THOSE naked pictures leaked online ]


So let’s take a look at the seven times housemates have desperately sought attention from the house’s 45 eagle-eyed cameras.

1. Jasmine makes sure everyone knows who she is


No offence to the lovely Jasmine Waltz, but let’s face it, no one knew who the heck she was when she walked into the CBB house last Friday. Luckily for her, she had a cunning (if low key) plan to make sure we didn’t forget her in a hurry.
Copyright [Channel 5]

Copyright [Channel 5]


2. Dappy boasts about his manhood


What do when your career options are looking a little...tight? Well, if you’re Dappy you simply boast about the size of your manhood by describing it in front of Lionel Blair (!!) as a ‘baby’s arm holding an apple’.

Poor Lionel Balir. Copyright [Channel 5]


3. And just to prove a point…


Share a bed with Jasmine Waltz (who?), poke her in the back with aforementioned schlong before proceeding to fiddle with it above the sheets for all the night vision cameras (and millions watching) to see. 
Put it away, Dappy. Copyright [Channel 5]

4. Luisa reveals all about her down to earth life outside the house


“I used to go to lots of sex parties. I just thought it was normal.”
Luisa recalls her boring past to her empathetic housemates. Copyright [Channel 5]
No Luisa, it isn’t.

5. Lee Ryan and Casey Bachelor are just good friends

It’s ordinary to spoon, chat about blue balls and casually lock lips with someone you’ve known not two days, right?

Lee Ryan and Casey Batchelor got to know each other rather quickly. Copyright [Channel 5]

6. Gal pals Luisa and Jasmine get to know each other in the bath


Nothing says friendship like stripping down to your bikinis, jumping in the bath, kissing each other and motor boating in front of Dappy from N-Dubz, eh?

Luisa Zissman and Jasmine Waltz share a bath. Copyright [Channel 5]

Luisa Zissman tries out her new greeting on Jasmine Waltz. Copyright [Channel 5]

7. Lee Ryan takes a time out


After things got a little too 'hot and heavy between' Lee and Casey, the glamour model suggested he take some time to ‘cool down’ in the toilet. Obviously he went right ahead and did it.
Lee Ryan has some alone time. Copyright [Channel 5]




























But at least it's not all for the cameras, eh?It's like the camera's aren't even there. Copyright [Channel 5]


















Who: Sam Faiers
Famous for: Starring in reality show The Only Way Is Essex
Most likely to: Give everyone in the house a Vajazzle and spill the beans on her relationship with co-star ex-boyfriend and I'm... more 
Who: Sam Faiers
Famous for: Starring in reality show The Only Way Is Essex
Most likely to: Give everyone in the house a Vajazzle and spill the beans on her relationship with co-star ex-boyfriend and I'm A Celebrity contestant Joey Essex. less 
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Fri, Jan 3, 2014 16:00 GMT