Last night, omg! partied with pretty much everyone who is anyone at the super, super, super exclusive Roc Nation Brits after party.
Emeli Sande, Rita Ora, Alexa Chung, Neyo, Calvin Harris (and his Dad (!)), Tinie Tempah, Jordan Dunn, JLS, will.i.am and a rather tipsy Jack Whitehall.
Held at uber restaurant Hakkasan, we nibbled on the most fabulous pan-Asain canapes, the most delicious cocktails with lotus flowers and as much champagne as we could wish for.
It was RIDICULOUS, apparently Jay Z spent a whopping £500,000 on the bash and you could tell. Any drink you wanted, a waiter would bring you within about five seconds.
So anyway, on to the 'slebs...
Simon Pegg held the door open for us to get into the VIP area, telling us it was super crowded.
Once inside, Rita Ora pushed past us to get to the Grey Goose waiting for anyone who wanted some.
We suggested she be careful with her measures and she looked at us as if we were mad.
Out of pretty much nowhere, flippin' Noel Gallagher appeared however wasn't hanging out with supposed BFF, Jack Whitehall.
Possibly because Jack Whitehall had been taking advantage of the free bar somewhat more than most and was absolutely bladdered.
So much so, that omg! had to straighten the collar on his suit jacket.
He was right and suddenly we were squashed between Fazer off N Dubz, Angel, Tinie Tempah and randomly, Tim Westwood.
will.i.am turned up fleetingly however, quickly left when he saw how rammed it was inside.
Later on at around 2:30am we spied Nick Grimshaw turn up to see his pals Jaime Winstone and Pixie Geldof.
In loving memory of T4, Alexa Chung managed to leave her boyfriend's side for ten minutes, and nipped over to give Nick a peck on the cheek.
Around the same time JLS turned up minus a Marvin shortly before Emeli Sande arrived to about a million paparazzi flash bulbs.
Oh, and lastly we air kissed with Ne Yo all while simultaneously swooning.
Roc Nation thank you, it was TOO amazing.