Kim Kardashian has reportedly hired a therapist for her bum after being left unhappy with recent paparazzi pictures.
Kim that is, not her bum.
According to Look magazine, the 34-year-old Keeping Up With The Kardashians star has been going to a ‘butt therapist’ for four hours a week.
A source told the magazine: “Kim sees all the paparazzi photos and she’s not happy with how she looks compared to other celebs.
“She’s decided she needs to work hard on her figure, which is crazy. She looks amazing. She reckons if she can get a bigger butt then the rest of her can look slimmer.
“The therapy is already getting results but it's really intense.”
Sorry folks, it doesn’t involve Kim's butt talking about its feelings.
“She has to lie on a massage table for two hours getting her bum slapped with little electric rods which send tiny shocks through her skin,” the source explained.
“Kim also uses a state of the art £700 electric massage tool that is said to kill cellulite.”
You hear that, not gets rid of,
What’s butt, Doc?By Chris Smith | omg – 12 minutes ago
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That means no more baby Ella - WELP.By Stephanie Soteriou | omg – 1 hour 39 minutes ago
Ahh, he had literally only just debuted his and Jacqueline Jossa's newborn daughter, baby Ella, but Dan Osborne has been booted off The Only Way Is Essex following the emergence of an audio recording that appears to show the reality star threaten to stab his ex-girlfriend, Megan Tomlin.
The 23-year-old had already denied domestic abuse allegations made by Megan last week, but on Sunday new evidence came to light after The Sun revealed that a disturbing voice recording had been leaked, and has been passed onto the police.
Following the new evidence against the father-of-two, a show spokesperson told the newspaper: "We will be speaking to Dan about this.
"In the meantime, he will not be taking part in filming."
It is believed that the foul-mouthed rant against the mother of his first child, Teddy, was recorded last November, which coincides with when Dan was arrested for assault but later released without charge.
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Well, this is awkwardBy Stephanie Soteriou | omg – 2 hours 2 minutes ago
Well, this should make Holly Willoughby's husband, Dan Baldwin, feel good about himself today - the gorge TV presenter has revealed that she didn't fancy her now-husband AT ALL when they first met absolutely yonks ago, when he was producer of TV programme Celebrity Showdown.
Anybody else feeling a little bit awkward?
Thankfully, we guess that he can kind of relax as Hols goes on to clarify that the reason she didn't have any kind of romantic feelings towards him is because they were such ruddy good friends, and those extra, erm, feelings (wink) came a little bit after.
Talking to Woman & Home about her marriage, the 34-year-old dished: "At first I didn't fancy Dan at all - I didn't even think about it.
"I don't think he could have fancied me either because it was such a genuine friendship."
However, after six months of friendship and "being in each other's pockets constantly", they ended up getting together, with the mum-of-three adding: "We kept it a secret for eight monthsRead More »from Holly Willoughby DIDN'T Fancy Her Husband Dan Baldwin 'At All' When They First Met
Katie Price: 'I Humiliated Kieran Hayler In Front Of Everybody At Our Wedding - He's Been Punished Enough'
Appaz she couldn't have 'attacked him' more if she tried...By Stephanie Soteriou | omg – 2 hours 28 minutes ago
Alongside the usual crying-during-the-vows and kids-looking-ruddy-adorable malarkey, something that stood out about wedding number three is that Katie decided to use the opportunity to positively humiliate her hubby in front of all of his friends and family.
Erm, harsh much?
In case you have somehow managed to avoid the dramz of the former glamour model's third marriage, it all kind of went to pot when it came to light that Kieran had cheated on his wife while she was pregnant... With two of her best friends.
Bizarrely, Katie stayed by the former stripper's side - even if she did kick the pals to the kerb - and hasn't stopped bleating on about Kieran's infidelity since... Even on their wedding day.
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It’s Still February, Correct?By Chris Smith | omg – 3 hours ago
We all know that Kanye West loves to talk about himself, so it’s no surprise that he jumped at the chance to do just that at Oxford University on Monday.
The 37-year-old rapper was invited to speak in front of 350 students at the Museum of Natural History – arriving to huge applause and a minute long standing ovation.
According to The Tab, Kanye’s first port of call wasn’t to share his inspiring thoughts, however, but to rearrange the furniture on stage, along with getting rid of the microphone in a bid to make the experience ‘aesthetically better’ for the audience.
Only then did Kanye feel comfortable enough to start sharing his pearls of wisdom, and there were PLENTY for everyone to take on board.
Prepare to be inspired...
1. He’s got MUCH better friends than you.
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THEY MAKE SUCH A PRETTY COUPLEBy Stephanie Soteriou | omg – 3 hours ago
Cara Delevingne has stepped out with her rumoured girlfriend, St. Vincent, following claims that the two stars have been embarking on a secret romance for the past four months.
Cara and the singer, whose real name is Annie Clark, looked absolutely beaut as they dressed down for a leisurely stroll around SoHo, New York City, and all that we can think when looking at these pics is: DON'T THEY MAKE A FLIPPIN' GORGEOUS COUPLE??
The duo first sparked relationship rumours last week, after they were spotted in a 'romantic clinch' at one of the BRIT Award after parties, with an eye-witness source telling The Sun that "They made no effort to hide their affections", and The Mirror later claiming that the two girls met in December and have been dating ever since.
22-year-old Cara has apparently been jetsetting around the world to attend St. Vincent's gigs, and word on the street is that she has even met the singer's family, which tells us that this is getting preeetttty serious.
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STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND ADMIRE CHERYL'S SHORT HAIRBy Stephanie Soteriou | omg – 4 hours ago
Stop everything and give this your full attention: CHERYL FERNANDEZ-VERSINI HAS CUT HER HAIR.
We know, we know, it's a huge deal but try to pick your jaw up from the floor.
The X Factor judge, who is famed for her luscious locks and L'Oreal campaigns debuted her '70s-inspired' hairdo yesterday evening, and was clearly absolutely chuffed with the results.
Chezza started off with a bit of a teaser, sharing a photo of some hairdressing scissors and a comb alongside the caption: "Long overdue..." AND a winky face and haircut emoji.
She then posted a sneaky photo of the finished results, although disappointingly it was only from the back so we couldn't see the 'do in all of it's glory.
Still, we were able to tell that there had been a rather drastic change, and the singer's caption: "I ❤️ the 70's #newdo colour is @lorealparisuk Casting Creme Gloss Berry Red 565. @percyhair thanks for the chop 💇" let us know that her L'Oreal endorsement deal is safe.
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Well, that's not very nice :(By Stephanie Soteriou | omg – 21 hours ago
It's no secret that the online world can be a cruel place, and one woman who knows all too well about how harsh the Twittersphere can be is dancer Danielle Peazer, who dated One Direction member, Liam Payne, at the start of the band's career.
Thanks to those kind folk at Rollasole, we bumped into Danielle whilst partying our socks off at the Sony BRITs After Party, and decided to nab the 26-year-old for an exclusive chat about all things Twitter.
Danielle, who is an ambassador for Cybersmile charity, revealed to us that she knows all about how vicious some online trolls can be.
Speaking about the repercussions of dating mega-hunk Liam, Dani shared: "I've had it all - people telling me that my mum should have had an abortion, they wished I was dead.
"If I was flying out to see Liam, they would say 'I hope the plane crashes'."
Ouch. Not cool, guys, not cool at all.
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What troopers, eh?By Stephanie Soteriou | omg – 22 hours ago
Lady Gaga has obviously been keeping things pretty hot and heavy with her new fiancé, Taylor Kinney, but even those newly engaged types need cooling down every now and then.
True to form, Gaga's choice in refreshing herself was slightly unconventional, with she and her husband-to-be showing up at Lake Michigan yesterday afternoon to take part in the Chicago Polar Plunge, which is an event to raise money for the local part of America's Special Olympics.
Showing that she needed all of the moral support that she could get, the popstar bravely entered the ice cold water on the shoulders of her beau, who was looking pretty hot in all of his shirtless glory.
She's a lucky girl, that Gaga.
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The 28-year-old wasn't the only celeb to get cold for charity, with Taylor's Chicago Fire co-stars, David Eigenberg, Randy Flagler, Jon Seda, and Brian Geraghty also braving the ice, on top of actor Vince Vaughn, who agreed to be the prestigious Guest Of Honour at the event after a successful social media
North West just can’t right now, OK?omg – 22 hours ago
North West arrived in London alongside granny Kris Jenner today with a face that screamed one thing and one thing only.
But don't worry, North. If there's one person who can feel your pain it's this little guy:
So much royal shade.
Although, after an 11 hour flight, we don't blame North at all for not being happy about getting her picture taken. We certainly wouldn't be.
The 21-month-year-old flew into the capital to join parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West after the two popped over to old Blighty for last week's BRIT awards.
Presumably North was concerned when they still hadn't returned five days later. Which is fair enough.
Dad Kanye today spoke at Oxford University Museum of Natural History with organisers revealing that the university spent 'many hours' negotiating with the 37-year-old to secure his booking.
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