We've seen some eye-watering beach-based images in our time.
But nothing can really EVER compare to TOWIE's Bobby Norris' newest beachwear invention that's got us wanting to poke our own eyes out with a big stick. Forget that weird side-thong, schlong thing - behold THE BOBBY BALL BAG.
Aaaaand we're never seeing again.
Apparently set to be 'the latest craze' in swimwear (NO, NO and NO THANK YOU), 27-year-old Bobby modelled possibly the worst thing we've ever seen on a man's body whilst sunning himself in Ibiza and showing off his whiter and white teeth.
Apologies if you're eating just about anything right now.
AND IT GETS WORSE.
As if wearing one of these wouldn't make you look like enough of a t***, it also comes customized with bling which reflects the light and increases your tan sans tan lines.
Basically like wrapping a bunch of tin foil round your nether regions. Don't be silly, wrap your w***y and all that.
Just don't confuse it with that chicken sarnie you packed in foil forRead More »from TOWIE's Bobby Norris Has Taken The Whole 'Tin Foil On The Beach' Thing Too Far