Blog Posts by Julia White

  • TOWIE's Bobby Norris Has Taken The Whole 'Tin Foil On The Beach' Thing Too Far

    OUR EYES ARE BURNING.

    We've seen some eye-watering beach-based images in our time.

    But nothing can really EVER compare to TOWIE's Bobby Norris' newest beachwear invention that's got us wanting to poke our own eyes out with a big stick. Forget that weird side-thong, schlong thing - behold THE BOBBY BALL BAG.

    WT ACTUAL F. Copyright [Rex Features]WT ACTUAL F. Copyright [Rex Features]

    Aaaaand we're never seeing again.

    Apparently set to be 'the latest craze' in swimwear (NO, NO and NO THANK YOU), 27-year-old Bobby modelled possibly the worst thing we've ever seen on a man's body whilst sunning himself in Ibiza and showing off his whiter and white teeth.

    Apologies if you're eating just about anything right now.

    Er, doesn't look very secure babes. Copyright [Rex Features]Er, doesn't look very secure babes. Copyright [Rex Features]

    AND IT GETS WORSE.

    As if wearing one of these wouldn't make you look like enough of a t***, it also comes customized with bling which reflects the light and increases your tan sans tan lines.

    Basically like wrapping a bunch of tin foil round your nether regions. Don't be silly, wrap your w***y and all that.

    Extra feature: Lines up with your thigh. Great. Copyright [Rex Features]Extra feature: Lines up with your thigh. Great. Copyright [Rex Features]

    Just don't confuse it with that chicken sarnie you packed in foil for

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  • Myleene Klass Gets Naked At PFW, Rivals Kim Kardashian's Ridic Duvet Coat

    We're actually shivering just looking at this. Brr.

    Either Paris is indulging in an Indian Summer, or they really LOVE their heating.

    Those are the only two reasons we can come up with for why Myleene Klass has been prancing around in nothing but a lush fur coat backstage at Paris Fashion Week - and sharing her winter ensemble with the world on her Instagram. Myleene's Fur 1 - Kim Kardashian's blanket coat 0.

    Who knocked the heating onto full blast for Myleene then? Copyright [Instagram]Who knocked the heating onto full blast for Myleene then? Copyright [Instagram]

    We're seriously shivering like we've just completed the Ice Bucket Challenge over here. Someone put the kettle on please?

    Taking to Instagram to show off her impressive pins, skyscraper heels and gloriously cosy furry coat, the 36-year-old was keen to flaunt her glamorous ensemble as she returned as host of 'Fashion Season: Paris' for CNN International.

    Although, we're hoping she wears a few more clothes for the actual broadcasts.

    Jus' sayin'.

    Chocolate AND shoes in ONE. What else could a girl want?! Copyright [Instagram]Chocolate AND shoes in ONE. What else could a girl want?! Copyright [Instagram]

    Myleene first presented the backstage show back in February's Fashion Week, and was seemingly so good, she's back again.

    WOO.

    Explaining the role to us non-fashionistas, Myl said: “I’m

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  • Cara Delevingne's Daily Struggle: 'Boys Just Want To Have Sex With Me' #FirstWorldProblems

    The ultimate proof that girls are just better, really.

    Life's tough when you're the hottest supermodel in the world. Really, REALLY tough.

    So tough, in fact, that modelling superstar Cara Delevingne is apparently struggling with some truly tragic #FirstWorldProblems.

    Cara Delevingne and Nicki Minaj are selfie buddies in Paris. New favourite BFF pairing ahoy. Copyright [Instagram]Cara Delevingne and Nicki Minaj are selfie buddies in Paris. New favourite BFF pairing ahoy. Copyright [Instagram]


    Chatting about all the great things about her life - like free stuff and dating Harry Styles etc. - Cara let slip that being famous does have its down sides... like people always wanting to have sex with you.

    It appears the 22-year-old is struggling from a severe case of 'I'm too attractive', meaning she always has to have female friends - and only ones who don't want to sleep with her.

    She told Allure magazine:  "I think it's harder to become friends with guys, because guys just want to have sex with you."

    Tiny violins all round.

    Thankfully, this does mean we're one step closer to becoming her BFF, behind 'wifey', Nicki Minaj that is.

    Cara Delevingne hangin' with her girlfriends on the FROW. Copyright [Rex]Cara Delevingne hangin' with her girlfriends on the FROW. Copyright [Rex]

     

    Cara already has a supermarket trolley full of famous girlfriends, including Rihanna, Kate Moss, Rita Ora, Suki Waterhouse and Georgia May

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  • Ed Sheeran Banned From Writing One Direction Songs By Music Execs Because They're 'Too Good'

    Sharing isn't caring, apparently

    You'd think being a songwriter for some of the world's biggest bands would be a pretty celebrated thing.

    But apparently not if you're Ed Sheeran, who has been banned by music execs from penning any more no.1 hits for his rivals following the success of One Direction's 'Moments' and 'Little Things'.

    BOO HISS etc etc.

    Ed Sheeran has been banned from writing any more songs for One Direction. Copyright [Twitter]Ed Sheeran has been banned from writing any more songs for One Direction. Copyright [Twitter]

    According to Ed, his label 'Atlantic Records' are greener than grass with envy over how successful the two songs have been, and are a bit miffed that Ed could've been an even bigger superstar if he'd kept them to himself.

    Last time we checked, Ed was pretty big anyway, but apparently not enough for SOME people...

    Having a chingwag with Australian radio host Kent 'Smallzy' Small, Ed admitted: "I wasn't gonna do it...basically, my record label got very annoyed that my first number one was a song that I gave to someone else, and they were kind of like 'don't do it'."

    Ed is not amused. Copyright: [Tumblr] Ed is not amused. Copyright: [Tumblr] 

    We reckon Atlantic Records just want to keep Ed's ginger locks and cute little smile all for themselves.

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  • Strictly 2014: Caroline Flack Gets Sexy New Hairdo Ahead Of First Dance With Pasha On Saturday Night

    Caroline Flack will hit Strictly Come Dancing floor with Pasha sporting new sharp bob <3

    What better occasion than a brand new series of Strictly Come Dancing than to debut a new hairdo?

    And Caroline Flack has done just that ahead of Saturday night's show - sporting a rather glam new bob.

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    Caroline Flack has nabbed herself a new hairdo ahead of Saturday's show. Copyright [Instagram]Caroline Flack has nabbed herself a new hairdo ahead of Saturday's show. Copyright [Instagram]

    The former Xtra Factor presenter, who will take to the dance floor with partner Pasha Kovalev for the first time this weekend, unveiled her new look on Instagram, posting: "Had a little chop... Thank you @hannahwynne1987" alongside the obliagatory selfie of her new do.

    And we can't help thinking that it may just give her the edge when twirling on that dance floor in front of the nation. None of that hair in her eyes business, no need to spend too much time ficking a la Rachel Stevens.


    And if her X Factor replacement is anything to go by, Cazza won't need any help to reign supreme.

    Sarah-Jane Crawford is backing the 34-year-old to win the show (well she probably sorta has to after nicking her job, doesn't she?).

    Speaking at the MOBO noms event ithis week she told BANG

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  • Khloe Kardashian's Crazy Squat Workout Regime Revealed - Watch Out Kim Kardashian!

    ONE, TWO, THREE, SQUAT! Khloe Kardashian's after sister Kim's Famous Bum!

    It doesn't help that we're sitting here eating our lunch whilst writing this Khloe Kardashian story, quite frankly.

    The little sis of the Kardash clan klan has pretty much chained herself to the gym in recent weeks, claiming she has some serious weight to lose (well OK then).

    Khloe Kardashian + squats = Kim Kardashian. Copyright [Instagram]Khloe Kardashian + squats = Kim Kardashian. Copyright [Instagram]

    And it looks like she's after a SERIOUSLY Kim Kardashian-shaped bum, after she revealed the key to her workout regime - SQUATS.

    The mere mention of the word has us sweating/shuddering in our boyfriend jeans.

    Khlo posted a snap of herself in full knee-bend mode on Instagram, along with the caption, which tagged her personal trainer: "Squat!!!!! Because no one ever wrote a song about a small ass right @gunnarfitness???".

    Khloe has been hitting the gym hard recently. Copyright [Splash]Khloe has been hitting the gym hard recently. Copyright [Splash]

    Well if you honestly put it like that. Erm no we're still not doing any.

    The 30-year-old has pretty much lived in her trainers recently, after declaring three weeks ago she was back in the fitness game after eating along with pregnant Kourtney Kardashian.

    Her new regime has seen her and doing stuff like

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  • Emma Watson Nude Photo Leak Threat Was a HOAX To Shut Down 4Chan As #Celebgate Rumbles On

    Spooky countdown clock was a stunt by Rantic Marketing to end Fappening scandal

    She was earmarked as the next celebrity to be targeted by the #Celebgate nude photo leak scandal with a spooky countdown clock.

    But it looks like the threat to Hollywood star Emma Watson as part of what's become know as "Fappening" was a bizarre hoax.

    Emma Watson was victim of a nude photo hoax. Copyright [Splash]Emma Watson was victim of a nude photo hoax. Copyright [Splash]

    Emma's named DID appear on anarchic message board 4chan - where the likes of Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lawrence, Rihanna, Hayden Panettiere and Amber Heard have already featured.

    But it was a different website that emerged moments later - with a countdown clock threatening to release pictures in five days - that now seems to have been a total fake.

    This eery countdown clock emerged with Emma crying.This eery countdown clock emerged with Emma crying.

    The site featured a countdown clock on a thread titled "Emma You Are Next" featuring a photo of the Harry Potter actress wiping a tear from her eye. It also included a note that read, "Never Forget, the biggest to come thus far."

    But in a further twist, it now looks like a viral marketing company was behind the website - and possibly the messages too.

    So-called Rantic Marketing has claimed

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  • Sam Pepper Reveals Groping Youtube Videos Were 'Social Experiment' To Highlight Sexual Abuse Of Men

    BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE STILL NOT HAPPY

    His female-bum-groping video caused CHAOS on the internet yesterday.

    And he angered the web further on Tuesday morning by uploading a SECOND VIDEO - this time of women doing the pinching to men - which was pulled down by Youtube as well.

    Sam Pepper pinched girls' bums in his latest video. Copyright [SamPepper]Sam Pepper pinched girls' bums in his latest video. Copyright [SamPepper]

    But tonight Sam Pepper has defended his actions, claiming it was all a stunt - to get people to focus on the issue of abuse of men.

    OKAY THEN.


    Releasing a THIRD video on Youtube and his Twitter page on Tuesday evening, the controversial vlogger told his fans: "Female on male domestic abuse is pretty taboo. Many people hold the missconception that men are the stronger of the species. It doesn't occur to them that a woman could terrorize a man."

    Referring to a recent incident of abuse suffered by his close male friend - and also to his own experience of being touched at fan meet and greets he added: "Men can also be the victims of sexual harrassment. At multiple events some of my viewers will grab my bum and giggle about it amongst their friends. I don't

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  • Natasha Hamilton Gives Birth To Baby Girl A Week After Scare At Kerry Katona's Wedding

    FINALLY THE LITTLE ONE IS HERE

    After one helluva false start at Kerry Katona's wedding (NO LESS) Natasha Hamilton has FINALLY given birth to her baby girl.

    Natasha Hamilton has opened up about her labour scare at Kerry's wedding. Copyright [Twitter]Natasha Hamilton has opened up about her labour scare at Kerry's wedding. Copyright [Twitter]


    Boyfriend Ritchie Neville announced the news of the arrival on Twitter on Tuesday, tweeting: "Daughter was born last night. Mother and baby doing great. @NatashaOfficial did the most amazing job and I have even bigger respect."

    AND THAT IS BABY NUMBER FOUR SO WE'RE TALKING SERIOUS RESPECT, TASH.

    The former Atomic Kitten star, who has already has three boys, had quite the scare two weekends ago at bandmate Kerry's wedding reception - but was forced to keep waiting for the arrival of her little one for another eight days.

    Oh, the drama!

    Writing in her Baby Centre blog last week, she said "After a beautiful chilled afternoon at Kerry’s wedding and catching up with old friends, I was

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  • Kris Jenner Files For Divorce From Bruce Jenner After 23 Years, Looks Pretty Happy About It

    IT'S ALL OVER, PEOPLE

    Kris Jenner looked like she had a huge weight off her shoulders as she headed out of LA last night after filing for divorce from Bruce Jenner.

    The showbiz matriach - who separated from her husband nearly a year ago - has officially started proceedings to end their 23 year marriage according to documents filed in Los Angeles.

    Kris Jenner looked more than happy after finally filing for divorce from Bruce Jenner. Copyright [Splash]Kris Jenner looked more than happy after finally filing for divorce from Bruce Jenner. Copyright [Splash]

    Kris, 58, who headed out of LAX airport last night, is said to have cited 'irreconcilable differences' as the reason for their split and has asked for joint physical and legal custody of the couple's two daughters, Kendall, 18 and Kylie, 17.

    The papers state that the brunette beauty - who also has daughters Kourtney, Kim and Khloe, as well as a son, Rob, with her ex-husband Robert Kardashian - is requesting to keep all of her own jewellery as well as her assets following the official date of their separation which is noted to be June 1 2013.

    Kris and Bruce split nearly a year ago - but the official papers are just going through. Copyright [Splash]Kris and Bruce split nearly a year ago - but the official papers are just going through. Copyright [Splash]

    The 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' star said at the time of their split: "We are living separately and we are much happier

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