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1. LOUIS SMITH MAKES A SAUSAGE SANDWICH
Louis Smith pushed culinary boundaries today when he proudly announced that he had created a sausage sandwich.
The Strictly champ released a statement earlier today, in which he said: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm".
It’s been suggested that Louis’ efforts could have been an attempt to catch the eye of Celebrity Masterchef talent scouts.
2. JEDWARD GO OUTSIDE
Not content with the plebian indoors, superstar Irish twins Jedward took the brave step and ventured outside today.
The boys warned earlier today: “We are coming outside to wasssssp”
Sources close to the twins suggest they fancied a bit of fresh air.
It is unconfirmed as to whether they did, in fact, ‘wassssp’.
Jedward outside. Copyright [WENN]
3. RUSSELL BRAND POACHES AN EGG
Russell Brand has poached an egg, we can exclusively reveal.
Divorcee and ladies man, Brand, 37, poached the egg for what is believed to be his lunch.
It’s believed that Russell was feeling threatened by Strictly star Louis Smith who was spotted making a sausage sandwich earlier on today.
Brand says: “I poached this egg”, before posting a snap of his efforts on micro-blogging site Twitter.
4. IMOGEN THOMAS FACES UP TO HER ADDICTION
Imogen Thomas is reportedly suffering a severe addiction to German based confectioner Ferrerro Rocher.
The former Big Brother contestant faced up to her demons earlier today, saying: “Why are Ferrero rocher quite addictive?”
Sources close to the star say the pregnant 33 year old has faced similar dilemmas concerning Twixes and Kinder Buenos.
Our hearts go out to Imogen at this difficult time and we just hope she manages to find the help she needs.
In other news, there are two of Rizzle Kicks and Kim Kardashian had breakfast.
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